Wednesday, 23 January 2013

"The planet is fine, the people are fucked"

I felt a little sad today (post-holiday blues no doubt) but a healthy dose of my all-time favourite comedian George Carlin soon had me giggling again :)
Here's a selection of my fave George Carlin quotes....

"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town."
"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!"
"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
"If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor."
"I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions."
"I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to."
"Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here."
"The future will soon be a thing of the past."
"The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music."
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
"The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck."
"You can prick your finger but don't finger your prick"
"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"As far as I’m concerned, humans have not come up with a belief that’s worth believing."
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

Sadly George is no longer with us but thankfully his masterful comedy still is.
Lot's of love,


Ivy Black said...

Bloody hero! He always makes me laugh and think.

Sacramento Amate said...

I am so with you, my dear jennie.

kim bim said...

wow lurv your post so much, am actually sinking one of ur quotes in my brain lol, ''property is theft'' you know what? that is so true, we all gonna leave everything behind. your post is so cool.

Rasz said...

fantastic post Dear <3

Krista Gassib said...

Huge GC fan here!!! He just says what we are all thinking!

Gemma Talbot said...

Such a lovely post and such a shame this amazing comedian is no longer here x

ELISA said...

really great post!

Katie Frank said...

this is such amazing post, thank you for sharing !

Reva said...

Carlin rules! Is one of the hub's fav. Hey try out a guy called Bill Burr, too he is so friggin funny1
big hugs

Kate said...

Great !Would you like to follow each other?